SteveOS is, by far, the most advanced operating system ever developed.
If you use Windows or GNU/Linux, we're not friends. If you use Mac OS, get off my website. But if you use the superior SteveOS, you will be permanently enlightened.
SteveOS uses 4:3 aspect ratio, as god intended.
SteveOS does not have a web browser, nor does it even have networking support. On SteveOS, you can reach peak productivity without distraction.
SteveOS does not waste precious CPU cycles rendering a background image.
SteveOS does not sacrifice efficiency for readibility.
SteveOS is written in assembly and C, the only true programming languages.
SteveOS does not use object-oriented programming. Instead, SteveOS runs purely on memory pointers from the fourth dimension.
Only boys need audio support. When a true alpha male's computer is working, he knows it - and so does everyone around him. This is indicated by "KERCHUNK, KERCHUNK, KERCHUNK VRRRRRR" coming directly out of the floppy drive as SteveOS begins to initialize.
Of course, this is just another advantage of SteveOS. Why write a floppy driver AND a sound card driver, when you can just get the floppy drive to do both?
SteveOS is the path to salvation.
SteveOS can do your taxes.
SteveOS will get you promoted.
SteveOS can overthrow capitalism.
SteveOS is the key to utopia.
SteveOS on Git